HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADONNA! It’s Madonna’s birthday today - she turns 54. She was 23 in 1983 when her debut self-titled album, Madonna, was released. From that album we got the singles Borderline, Lucky Star, Holiday, & more. She’s changed her image a lot over the years and is a good reminder that change is the nature of the universe and you can always decide to reinvent yourself. You know what goes well with reinventing? You can take a moment to think, we’ll wait…. Tick tock tick tock….that’s right! SUNGLASSES! Remember those? Madonna is a great purveyor of sunglasses - she has built an empire and an empress needs a variety shades to keep herself current. Here are some styles she has rocked over the years… Here she wears a light blue gradient wrap style. And she looks happy wearing that style. Maybe because light blue is the color of a clear sky and clear blue skies are what every human being yearns for on a daily basis so if you’re looking through light blue gradient lenses it turns the world into a clear blue sky or rather it makes your eyes two clear blue skies, which I guess would then make you God. Ok, so now why we know why she’s so happy - she thinks she’s GOD! This is what the world must look like to her in those glasses… Which is pleasant, sure, but how do you make it to the drug store? I guess if you have a chauffeur it doesn’t really matter does it. The Fendi FS5209 style is similar to the blue gradient shields she wears above… Madonna is a very fit woman. She probably works out every day, has a trainer or trainersssss, plural, probably dances up a storm, walks a lot, drinks protein shakes, lifts weights, and has a lot of extracurricular physical activity - she looks great for 53, she could pass for 40. Here she is in a sporty Adidas warm up suit which are complemented nicely with some Guccis… We’re not even sure what style those are - maybe they’re the Gucci “Madonna” style. That’s a difficult frame to pull off too. Anyone out there think they could pull off this Gucci style… I bet Madonna could. Isn’t that annoying when someone says something like that? I bet Madonna could. I bet Madonna could. I bet Madonna could. Write to us and let us know if you think you’re up to it! You’ll win a discount on a new order! Here’s stern Madonna; no business or, rather, all business Madonna, the Madonna that doesn’t mess around. Fitting that she is in a pair of cat-eye Diors… That’s a powerful image. If she were walking towards you on the sidewalk you’d probably move out of the way. We prefer the fun Madonna, the Holiday Madonna, seen here in glittery red heart sunglasses… And then charmingly innocent-looking here in some shield wraps… Check out the Gucci 2890 for something similar… She’s come a long way since the Desperately Seeking Susan days shown in the first image of this post. Most people never change. You could see a picture of them from high school and then thirty years later on Facebook they’re exactly the same, maybe a few grey hairs. There’s nothing wrong with this of course, but it’s nice to see someone reinvent themselves over and over. Granted, she has the means, but she’s worked hard. Have you ever tried perfecting one of her dance routines while singing “Vogue” and then doing it night after night for months? Oh, so I’m the only one? Right. Just great. Now I’m alone. But that’s what it’s like being being on tour with her. You’re constantly dancing. You’re dancing for your life! We’re gonna close this adulatory Madonna post with the queen of pop in some Christian Dior cat-eyes, the Bagatelle… And we have these! Check em out…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADONNA!

It’s Madonna’s birthday today - she turns 54. She was 23 in 1983 when her debut self-titled album, Madonna, was released. From that album we got the singles Borderline, Lucky Star, Holiday, & more. She’s changed her image a lot over the years and is a good reminder that change is the nature of the universe and you can always decide to reinvent yourself. You know what goes well with reinventing? You can take a moment to think, we’ll wait….

Tick tock tick tock….that’s right! SUNGLASSES! Remember those? Madonna is a great purveyor of sunglasses - she has built an empire and an empress needs a variety shades to keep herself current. Here are some styles she has rocked over the years…

Here she wears a light blue gradient wrap style. And she looks happy wearing that style. Maybe because light blue is the color of a clear sky and clear blue skies are what every human being yearns for on a daily basis so if you’re looking through light blue gradient lenses it turns the world into a clear blue sky or rather it makes your eyes two clear blue skies, which I guess would then make you God. Ok, so now why we know why she’s so happy - she thinks she’s GOD! This is what the world must look like to her in those glasses…

Which is pleasant, sure, but how do you make it to the drug store? I guess if you have a chauffeur it doesn’t really matter does it. The Fendi FS5209 style is similar to the blue gradient shields she wears above…

Madonna is a very fit woman. She probably works out every day, has a trainer or trainersssss, plural, probably dances up a storm, walks a lot, drinks protein shakes, lifts weights, and has a lot of extracurricular physical activity - she looks great for 53, she could pass for 40. Here she is in a sporty Adidas warm up suit which are complemented nicely with some Guccis…

We’re not even sure what style those are - maybe they’re the Gucci “Madonna” style. That’s a difficult frame to pull off too. Anyone out there think they could pull off this Gucci style…

I bet Madonna could. Isn’t that annoying when someone says something like that? I bet Madonna could. I bet Madonna could. I bet Madonna could. Write to us and let us know if you think you’re up to it! You’ll win a discount on a new order!

Here’s stern Madonna; no business or, rather, all business Madonna, the Madonna that doesn’t mess around. Fitting that she is in a pair of cat-eye Diors…

That’s a powerful image. If she were walking towards you on the sidewalk you’d probably move out of the way. We prefer the fun Madonna, the Holiday Madonna, seen here in glittery red heart sunglasses…

And then charmingly innocent-looking here in some shield wraps…

Check out the Gucci 2890 for something similar…

She’s come a long way since the Desperately Seeking Susan days shown in the first image of this post. Most people never change. You could see a picture of them from high school and then thirty years later on Facebook they’re exactly the same, maybe a few grey hairs. There’s nothing wrong with this of course, but it’s nice to see someone reinvent themselves over and over. Granted, she has the means, but she’s worked hard. Have you ever tried perfecting one of her dance routines while singing “Vogue” and then doing it night after night for months? Oh, so I’m the only one? Right. Just great. Now I’m alone. But that’s what it’s like being being on tour with her. You’re constantly dancing. You’re dancing for your life!

We’re gonna close this adulatory Madonna post with the queen of pop in some Christian Dior cat-eyes, the Bagatelle…

And we have these! Check em out…

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