ARE WE BEING TRICKED BY THE DEVIL?
The metamorphosis of Ozzy Osbourne from messenger from hell to loveable mainstream television character is almost weirder than some of the stage pranks Ozzy used to pull in the ’70s. Here is a guy who mistakenly ate a real bat on stage, snorted a line of ants while on tour with Motley Crue, and god knows what else. But then at a certain point he became a loveable Millennial tv character, almost like a Norm from Cheers or a Kramer from Seinfeld - that one character that everyone loves and the audience can’t wait till they come onscreen. How did this happen?
Or is that how the devil works? ‘Changes a once frightening image into a loveable mainstream figure you feel comfortable letting into your home - what does that sentiment remind me of…
Or is it the genius of Sharon Osbourne’s managerial skills? Something tells me she’s the Wizard of Os in this family, running the show, making sure all the gears are turning properly.
I think we can agree this family ages well. Given the abuse Ozzy has put his body through he looks good. Sharon continues to look great too and Jack has turned into a man along the way. Sharon has a hot pair of modern fashionable aviators in the above photo akin to the Diane Von Furstenberg DVF804S style…
We’re not saying that she’s wearing this particular style, mind you. Just similar is all. Here’s a picture Diane Von Furstenberg…
She also looks good. Is old the new new? Refined is a better word than old. That would be a better expression for all of us actually. “How old is your mother?” “She’s 85 yrs refined.” “Very good sir.” “Thank you, Jeeves.” “You’re welcome, sir.” “When did I get a butler?” “You’ve always had one, sir.” “Excellent.”
In the photo above with his mum, Jack wears a style akin to the Persol 0714 model…
Which is a very popular style. Do a google search for the Persol 0714 and you’ll see how many celebs wear this model. Like Joaquin Phoenix for starters…
Smoking causes low birth weight and many other problems. We don’t condone it. But it does add a certain flair to the look.
Here’s Kelly Osbourne in cat-eyes. We’re gonna take a chance and say they are the Tom Ford Nikita style…
What is it about the cat-eye style that drives women crazy? It’s like sunglass cat-nip. These are severe cat-eyes too - there is no denying that it’s a cat-eye style.
Well, we don’t know exactly how the Osbournes managed to become mainstream, unless it’s US who have changed while they remained the same and we finally caught up. Which would mean we’ve collectively gotten in touch with our inner “evil.” Food for thought - like, say, an apple.
