Monday, June 11th, 2012
Lohan behold.

Poor Lindsay Lohan cannot seem to stay out of trouble. The latest is she has totaled her Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway by rear-ending a dump truck, which are fairly large. Not under the influence, not running from a crime scene but apparently running right into one.

Oddly, ‘not even supposed to be driving. She was on her way to the set of Lifetime’s Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton biopic “Liz & Dick” which is another comeback for the young starlet (see: right pic, on the set). So we thought we’d show a few of her sunglass moments because if nothing else she really looks good in sunglasses, and showcases a wide range of styles!

Below a fresh-faced Lindsay, hopeful in a cool and classic pair of Chanels.

Here’s a less hopeful-looking Lindsay in a pair of Ray Ban RB3025 aviators:

These are the Tom Ford “Margaux” sunglasses, which are unfortunately discontinued but practically identical to the Tom Ford “Emmeline:” (which are not discontinued) - she looks great here, something’s making her happy, possibly probation or just the face of getting through the paparazzi:

Here’s the original Elizabeth Taylor in a pair of cat-eyes:

Lately everyone seems to be talking about the Gucci 3510 cat-eyes - people keep asking us for them and black of course is the classic most desired:

And lastly, barely recognizable to any of the other Lindsays - here’s her Debbie Harry meets Madonna meets any random lower east side rock groupie from 1982 meets bra-less 7-11 high school dropout “will you get me and my friends some beer?” look:

Unfortunately we don’t know what brand of sunglasses that is but the D&G 3062 is pretty close:

We wish Lindsay the best - she’s got great style and she always gives us something to talk about - isn’t that what we want from our stars? We don’t want them quiet and prim - we want their cars smashed up (granted, with no injuries), loud parties, extreme behavior, we want them to do everything we don’t because if they don’t, who will?